I can’t wait to update this bad boy again.
Happy Birthday, I am thankful for everyday I get to spend with you. I thank God for all the things you have been able to blessed me with, especially after last year. We don’t get along at times, but you know that is you just being stubborn. haha. Just kidding. You are the funniest mom in the world and I am sorry that you aren’t proud of me at times. I am going to take care of you the best I can. I love you very much! I hope you are ready for some dinner tomorrow. And thank you for letting me have this blog of you. LOVE YOU LOVE YOU I FREAKING LOVE YOU!!!
So.. the other day I heard my mom talking to the jenkins(her bf) and she said.. “i love you..” and i was like “ooo i heard you say that…” and she goes “yeaa, soo what im going to take a shower.”
Lendelyn Bagsic : I saw ur momma in my zumba dancing class at the gym.. then I saw her driving off in your car
Annalisa Smook Mutuc HAHAHAHAHAH. what the. thats her car. she pays for it. did you talk to her?
Lendelyn Bagsic Lol yeah…. I said hi and that I was you and chris’s friend.. She said “oh you guys are ah phree-ends…. Did you come to da party” and I said yes.. Then she asked me if I took the zumba class before and as I was in the middle of my sentence she nodded and then walked away..lol
My mother and I went to the mall today. On the way there we were listening to her IPOD thing, She was asking me if I liked Akon, which was playing at the time. and I was like yeah he is cool.. then she asks me. “Have you heard of Barious Artists?” and I was like, “No who is that.” then she says, “I dont really know but i think hes good” and so she plays a ‘barious artists’ song.. and I looked and it said Various Artists. hahaha
she thought there was a musician actually called ‘Various Artists”
- When we were at the mall, she thought lotion was perfume, and she yelled screamed in the middle of the store
- She was looking for the vacuums one time, but the sales associate led her to the Bathrooms.
- I caught her belly dancing downstairs one time.
- Whenever she has conversations with my friends.
- She farted one time and I gave her a bad look, and she giggled.
- It was so cold in my house, my mom looked like she was about to go snowboarding while making soup.
I called my mom to ask her if she can get me a salad before she comes home.
Mom: You want a what?
Me: I want a salad
Me: No, a Salad.
Mom: Say it slower
Me: SAL - AD
Mom: FLO - UR?
Me: Mom, I want a SAAAAAAAAAALAAAAAAAAAD
Mom: Lisa, I’m going to watch basketball, spell it
Me: S - A [she cuts me off]
Mom: okay F- L
Me: MOMMMMMMMMMMM!!!! Ill just talk to you later
I was so stressed out. I don’t know how she got Flour from salad?
- Mom: Lisa you are like the Goldilocks from the 3 bears!
- Me: uhh.. why?
- Mom: You are always touching my things
- Me: uhhhh? hahaha